once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go
there’s a one direction joke here somewhere
i heard a kid say “but DAAAAAD” and his dad said “DID YOU JUST CALL ME BUTT-DAD? YOURE GROUNDED” I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 3 YEARS
me n you gossiping
This is the kind of relationship I want.
CATS ARE SO CUTE
YOU ARE THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
I’M CRYING BECAUSE OF THAT CAPTION
I can’t express enough my love for this.
OMG i couldn’t figure out why Eugene was hiding and then it hit me.
"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"
"I am TRYING, HELEN”
I’m laughing so hard
my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much